wholock87:

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

(via baracknobama)

darkmagepoppers:

has-claws:

hotboyproblems:

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

Bad.

(via bestfunny)

crocophile:

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

(via thatsthat24)

methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

(via isaac)

thechekhov:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

I’m pretty sure that it’s the human brain that’s programmed to take anything remotely familiarly-shaped and ask “friend???” so in this case

superior monkey brain: bear will kill you

human brain: but maybe also is soft???

(via i-just-roll-with-it-blog)

tami-taylors-hair:

nuclearsweetheart:

emeline-savage:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

purpleprosegang:

dadhopper:

elevenspower:

dadhopper:

She’s procrastinating

who

the girl reading this

Originally posted by speckledsnail

(via leftboob-enthusiast)